Burberry Trainers

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High Leather Trainers

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£75.00

11h 20m

LK ★ CONVERSE ALL STAR ★ MENS RED TRAINERS UK 6 WW top daps for man womens

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£1.60

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LK ★ PUMA V111 ★ MENS FOOTBALL BOOTS BRAND NEW UK 9 WW top trainers 4 man

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£1.64

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MENS TRUE RELIGION STITCH IT BROWN LEATHER TRAINERS SHOES BNIB SIZE UK10 EU44

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Nike Air Zoom Superfly 2 LS Samples UK 6

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How do chavs decide what to wear?

Every chav seems to be a clone of every other chav - it seems that the aim of the Chav (as a lesser species of Homo Sapiens) is to follow the crowd absolutely when it comes to fashion (and everything else) - any individuality is completely unacceptable to them.

I've also noticed that the Chav fashions seem to change dramatically from year to year. First it was Kappa, then Burberry, then Pringle and now the trend seems to be to wear Rockport trainers and a Peruvian knitted hat.

So who decides what the next Chav fashion will be? Is there an Uber-Chav somewhere who wakes up one morning and decrees that this season all Chavs shall wear Rockport, or whatever?

Well we must look first at the chav culture, Commonly thought to be of inferior intellect, the Chavette surprises us with its cunning plan to avoid taking up a professional career and provide itself with free accommodation supplied by tax payers by spawning multi coloured mini chavs at a early stage in life, usually mid teens.
Clearly recognisable by their distinctive tribal Burberry or other such garments they congregate in town centres and on street corners, Chavs have a reputation of being creative with public property and motor vehicles, building themselves Chaviots out of mechcano sets and strip lighting, and providing us with humorous banter written on toilet walls like ‘Shit’ and ‘Tasha woz ere’ in an attempt to relieve our boredom while urinating.
Their language is a basic form of English thus avoiding any words they cannot spell or pronounce, even to the extent of creating new words only they know the meaning of.
Hunting in large groups Chavs will single out the weakest, smallest prey and attack it without mercy avoiding any personal injury and insuring victory.
Chavs unfortunately don't yet fall into the category of rodent and in effect cannot be bludgeoned to death under the guise of pest control. Darn i know they should be,
I think I speak for everyone when I say thank you Chavs for the great contribution you’ve made to this country, you’ve made it what it what it is today – a shit hole.